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Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?-0+
A: Because they have two left feet.
What do cows like to line dance to?-0+
of moosic you like!
How do you make a tissue dance?-0+
Put a little boogie in it.
Andy: ”Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”-0+
Doctor: ”Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”
What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?-0+
The Fang Tango.
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