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Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

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Joke #3987 posted in the category: Dance jokes.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind

of moosic you like!

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Joke #4703 posted in the category: Dance jokes.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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Joke #11499 posted in the category: Dance jokes.

Andy: ”Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.”

Doctor: ”Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.”

Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end.”

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Joke #66072 posted in the category: Dance jokes.

What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?

The Fang Tango.

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Joke #66073 posted in the category: Dance jokes.

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