A woman goes into a funeral home to make
husband’s funeral. She tells the director
that she wants her husband
to be buried in a dark blue
He asks, ”Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black
that he’s wearing?”
But she insists that it must be a blue suit
and gives him a blank
check to buy one.
When she comes back
for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin
and he is wearing a
beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how
much she loves the
suit and asks how much it cost.
He says, ”Actually, it didn’t
cost anything. The funniest thing
happened. As soon as you left,
another corpse was brought in, this one
wearing a blue suit. I noticed
that they were about the same size, and
asked the other widow if she
would mind if her husband were buried in
a black suit. She said that
was fine with her. So... I switched the
believe in life after
death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
”Yes, Sir,” the new
”Well, then, that makes everything just fine,”
the boss went on.
”After you left early yesterday to go to your
grandmother’s funeral, she
stopped in to see you.”