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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?-0+
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!
Q: What is the definition of a ”crying shame”?-0+
A: There was an empty seat.
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a-0+
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking-0+
down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who
A: The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
A traveller wandering on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop specialised in human brains differentiated according to source. The sign in the shop read:-0+
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