Dinosaur Joke 1
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They re extinct)
Dinosaur Joke 2
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Dinosaur Joke 3
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Dinosaur Joke 4
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Dinosaur Joke 5
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Dinosaur Joke 6
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Dinosaur Joke 7
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
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Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
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Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
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Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
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Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Dinosaur Joke 12
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Dinosaur Joke 13
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
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Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Dinosaur Joke 18
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Dinosaur Joke 20
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Dinosaur Joke 21
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force? They can’t hide behind billboards.
Dinosaur Joke 22
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
Dinosaur Joke 23
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest.
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Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
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Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.
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How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
Dinosaur Joke 29
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
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What’s red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Dinosaur Joke 31
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore!
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What followed the dinosaur? It’s tail!
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What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night? Bronto-snore-us!
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Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
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Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A tri-syrup-tops.
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!