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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ”Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied ”He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”

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Joke #20 posted in the category: Disability jokes.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head.

The manager runs up to the man and asks,

”What are you doing?!!”

The blind man replies, ”Just looking around.”

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Joke #1038 posted in the category: Disability jokes.

What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?

Not being retarded!

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Joke #1163 posted in the category: Disability jokes.

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says ”You can’t bring that dog in here!”

The guy, without missing a beat, says ”This is my seeing-eye dog.”

”Oh man, ” the bartender says, ”I’m sorry, here, the first one’s on me.”

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.

The first guys sees him, stops him and says

”You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it’s a seeing-eye dog.”

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.

The bartender says ”Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”

The second man replies ”This is my seeing-eye dog.”

The bartender says, ”No, I don’t think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs.”

The man pauses for a half-second and replies ”What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?”

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Joke #3931 posted in the category: Disability jokes.

A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, ”Pardon me. May I help you with something.” The blind man says, ”No thanks. I’m just looking around.”

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Joke #3934 posted in the category: Disability jokes.

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