Funny Jokes db

Funny jokes for every day

Doctor and Nurse jokes


”Doctor, doctor!  said the panic-stricken woman, ”my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he’s swallowed a mouse! What shall I do? 

”Quite simple,  said the doctor calmly. ”You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband’s mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite ” haul it out. 

”Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I’ll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod’s head. 

”What do you want a cod’s head for? 

”Oh- I forgot to tell you. I’ve got to get the cat out first! 

-0+

Joke #965 posted in the category: Doctor and Nurse jokes.

A man walks into a doctor’s office.

He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a

banana in

his right ear.

”What’s the matter with me?” he asks the

doctor.

The doctor replies, ”You’re not eating properly.”

-0+

Joke #1177 posted in the category: Doctor and Nurse jokes.

A man needing a

heart transplant

is told by his doctor that the only heart available is

that of a

sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the

sheep

heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in

for a checkup. The doctor asks him ”How are you feeling?” The man

replies ”Not BAAAAD!”

-0+

Joke #1178 posted in the category: Doctor and Nurse jokes.

Doctor, Doctor I’m becoming invisible.

Yes I can see you’re not all there!

-0+

Joke #8682 posted in the category: Doctor and Nurse jokes.

A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his

mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, ”Well that’s great, just great! Some asshole’s got my pen!”

-0+

Joke #8984 posted in the category: Doctor and Nurse jokes.

Next page »
© Copyright 2017 funnydb.netfunny jokestop jokesbest jokes for everyone