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Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump paid her tuition at a weight-loss clinic then had to go on welfare

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Joke #40101 posted in the category: Donald Trump jokes.

Heard on Global Village Network News on the Nickelodeon cable TV Channel:
Donald Trump reports that he actually has a dime for every time he’s been called a ruthless bloodsucking bastard.

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Joke #62909 posted in the category: Donald Trump jokes.

Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008.

Yeah, Trump said he’ll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate.

- Conan O’Brien

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Joke #96845 posted in the category: Donald Trump jokes.

Donald Trump: Friar’s Club Roast On October 15, 2004, shortly before his wedding to model Melania Knauss, Donald Trump was roasted at the Friar’s Club’s 100th anniversary bash in New York City. Regis Philbin led a panel of friends in razzing the Donald, among them comedian Susie Essman. ”I know what Melania sees in you,” she joked. ”A billion dollars and high cholesterol!”

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Joke #97804 posted in the category: Donald Trump jokes.

From the March 1990 Playboy interview with Donald Trump: Playboy: How is your marriage? Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has the instincts and drive of a good manager. She’s focused and she’s a perfectionist. Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager? Trump: I never comment on romance.... She’s a great mother, a good woman who does a good job. Playboy: What is marriage to you? Is it monogamous? Trump: I don’t have to answer that. I never speak about my wife--which is one of the advantages of not being a politician. My marriage is and should be a personal thing.

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Joke #97805 posted in the category: Donald Trump jokes.

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