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10. Gargamel, most likely on LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in faggy white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway? 9. Olive Oyl, probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny? She might even be anorexic. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking? They almost made the list for courting her. 8. Snagglepuss (Is this even spelled right? ), can’t explain it. Maybe it’s the name, or the look, but he is suspicious. 7. HeMan, this is an easy one. I mean c’mon. Roid monkey #1. ’BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!’ Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the stuff in his pet tiger. Animal Abuse. 6 and 5. Yogi and Boo Boo, we all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip. 4. Droopy, the number one downer abuser in toon land. Can’t someone slip him an upper every year or two? The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe. 3. Dopey Dwarf, he openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under investigation. Allegations that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys are partaking are afloat. 2. Daffy Duck, if he isn’t using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from ’daffiness’ but Haladol wouldn’t work for him. Might for his buddy with Tourettes, Porky though. 1. Shaggy, by far the number one suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9. 3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot. Scooby is guilty by association. And look at the way he and his friends painted that van!

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Joke #10934 posted in the category: Drug jokes.

Monday, two boys were in court after doing their community service for vandalism charges, and the judge said to the first one, ”How did you do over the weekend?”

”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

”17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”

”I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”

”That’s admirable,” said the judge. ”And you, how did you do?” (to the 2nd boy)

”Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

”156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that!”

”Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to small circle) this is your asshole before prison..... and (pointing to the large circle) this is your asshole after prison.

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Joke #10935 posted in the category: Drug jokes.

Two young men were picked up by the police for smoking dope and appeared before the judge on Friday.
”You seem like nice young men,” the judge said, ”and rather than sentence you to jail time, I would like to give you a second chance. This weekend, I want you to go out and show others the evils of drug use and persuade them to give up drugs forever. I will see you both back in court on Monday.”
Monday morning they both returned to court. The judge asked the first young man, ”How did you do over the weekend?”
”Well, your Honor, I persuaded 23 people to give up drugs forever,” he replied.
”23 people? That’s wonderful! What did you tell them?” asked the judge.
”I used a diagram, your honor,” he explained. ”I drew two circles like this:
O o
and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs, and this (the small circle) is your brain after drugs.”
”That’s very admirable,” the judge said. ”And you, young man, how did you do?”
”Well, your Honor, I persuaded 183 people to give up drugs forever,” the second young man replied.
”183 people! That’s amazing!” the judge exclaimed. ”How did you manage that?”
”I used a similar approach, sir,” he explained. ”I drew two circles like this:
o O
I said, (pointing to the small circle) this is your asshole before prison... ”

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Joke #10936 posted in the category: Drug jokes.

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, ”You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, ”How did you do over the weekend?”

”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever,” he said.

”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?” the judge asked.

”I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: -- O o -- and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”

”That’s admirable,” said the judge.

”And you, how did you do?” he asked the second guy.

”Well, your honor, I persuaded one hundred fifty six people to give up drugs forever,” he said.

”That many people! How amazing! How did you manage to do that!” the judge asked.

”Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, ’this is your anus before prison,’ ” he said.

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Joke #10937 posted in the category: Drug jokes.

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said,

”You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, ”How did you do over the weekend?”

”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

”17 people? That’s wonderful. What did you tell them?”

”I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...

... O... o

... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs.”

”That’s admirable,” said the judge.

”And you, how did you do?” , he asked the second boy, ”Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

”156 people! That’s amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?” ,

”Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

... o... O

I said (pointing to the small circle) ”this is your asshole before prison, ...”

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Joke #10938 posted in the category: Drug jokes.

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