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What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool.

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Joke #27905 posted in the category: Drummer jokes.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer.

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Joke #27906 posted in the category: Drummer jokes.

Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don’t have to retrain the drummers.

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Joke #27907 posted in the category: Drummer jokes.

Q: How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knock always slows down.

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Joke #65156 posted in the category: Drummer jokes.

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, ”I’d like to look at the accordions, please.” The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says ”All our accordions are over there.” After browsing, the drummer says, ”I think I’d like the big red one in the corner.” The store owner looks at him and says, ”You`re a drummer, aren’t you?” The drummer, crestfallen, says, ”How did you know?” The store owner says, ”That `big red accordion` is the radiator.”

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Joke #66825 posted in the category: Drummer jokes.

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