Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires
Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks
Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
To hide upside down in bowls of custard
Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?
Then it must work
How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?
Tell them there’s custard in there
How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?
Yellow footprints in the egg tray
How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
Two ducks were out on a lake, one was feeling happy and the other one was feeling upset. When the one duck asked the other duck: ”How was your anger therapy session?” the other duck replied: ”He said I was in need of another session.” The duck asked ”Did you say anything to him to make him think that?” The other one said ”All I said was that he was a quack.”--13+
There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, ”Alright, but don’t step on a duck. The drunks reply, ”Why ducks?” God repeats, ”Just don’t step on a duck.” The drunks agree and go back down to earth. A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck. Instantly, he’s chained to the ugliest woman in the world. A month goes by and the second steps on a duck. The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world. He says, ”God, what did I do for this?” The girl says, ”I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”-0+