Funny Jokes db

Funny jokes for every day

Duck jokes


How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

-0+

Joke #2794 posted in the category: Duck jokes.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out

forest fires!

-7+

Joke #2873 posted in the category: Duck jokes.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires

Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks

Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?

To hide upside down in bowls of custard

Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?

Then it must work

How do you get elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?

Tell them there’s custard in there

How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?

Yellow footprints in the egg tray

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

-1+

Joke #4186 posted in the category: Duck jokes.

Two ducks were out on a lake, one was feeling happy and the other one was feeling upset. When the one duck asked the other duck: ”How was your anger therapy session?” the other duck replied: ”He said I was in need of another session.” The duck asked ”Did you say anything to him to make him think that?” The other one said ”All I said was that he was a quack.”

--13+

Joke #4187 posted in the category: Duck jokes.

There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. God says, ”Alright, but don’t step on a duck. The drunks reply, ”Why ducks?” God repeats, ”Just don’t step on a duck.” The drunks agree and go back down to earth. A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck. Instantly, he’s chained to the ugliest woman in the world. A month goes by and the second steps on a duck. The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world. He says, ”God, what did I do for this?” The girl says, ”I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

-0+

Joke #4188 posted in the category: Duck jokes.

Next page »
© Copyright 2017 funnydb.netfunny jokestop jokesbest jokes for everyone