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How do comedians send messages?

By tee-hee mail.

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Joke #27075 posted in the category: E-Mail jokes.

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink.

”So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.

”I am a Torah scholar.” he replies.

”A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. ”Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”

”I will study,” the young man replies, ”and God will provide for us.”

”And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.

”I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, ”God will provide for us.”

”And children?” asks the father. ”How will you support children?”

”Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, ”How did it go, Honey?” The father answers, ”He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

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Joke #45915 posted in the category: E-Mail jokes.

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Joke #66913 posted in the category: E-Mail jokes.

Why don’t vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Joke #66914 posted in the category: E-Mail jokes.

Why don’t you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Joke #66915 posted in the category: E-Mail jokes.

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