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The economy is so bad that: If the bank returns your check marked ”Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

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Joke #12249 posted in the category: Economy jokes.

”The economy is weird.  Remarked one worker to another. ”My bank failed before the toaster did. 

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Joke #12530 posted in the category: Economy jokes.

Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit, Boris says to Bill, -Bill, you know, I have a big problem I don’t know what to do about. I have a hundred bodyguards and one of them is a traitor. I don’t know which one. -Not a big deal Boris, I’m stuck with a hundred economists I have to listen to all the time before any policy decision, and only one tells the truth but it’s never the same one.

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Joke #12883 posted in the category: Economy jokes.

An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects. The astrologer says, ”Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can’t even reach that proportion”. The econometrician replies, ”That’s because of external shocks. Stars don’t have those”.

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Joke #12884 posted in the category: Economy jokes.

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

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Joke #13053 posted in the category: Economy jokes.

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