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Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p. m?

Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p. m.

Why do beavers have flat tails?

Because they go in the jungle after 5 p. m!

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Joke #2703 posted in the category: Elephant jokes.

A camel and an elephant meet. The elephant asks the camel, ’Why have you got tits on your back?’

The camel, clearly irritated, replies, ’What a silly question from someone who has a dick on their face.’

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Joke #2965 posted in the category: Elephant jokes.

A camel and a elephant met annd the elephant said

”Why have u got your boobs over your back”

and the camel replied

”what a silly Question when u have a dick hanging from your head”

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Joke #2987 posted in the category: Elephant jokes.

One day while the Camel, and the Elephant were near by each other, the Elephant looked over to the Camel. The Elephant says to the Camel (What a silly place you choose to have your tits on your back) The Camel who is touched by the Elephants remark then turns to the Elephant to now say (Well how about you then, I mean fancy putting your dick on your head mate)

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Joke #2992 posted in the category: Elephant jokes.

One Day Elephant And Camel Get To Talking. During The Conversation Elephant Says, ”camel, If You Don’t Mind Me Asking, How Does It Feel To Spend Life Walking Around With A Huge Set Of Tits On Your Back?”

camel Reply’s ”no I Don’t Mind At All, But It Is A Silly Question Coming From Someone With A Huge Dick On His Face!”

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Joke #3016 posted in the category: Elephant jokes.

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