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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10, 000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, ”Your duck

is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn’t

dance a single step!”

”So?” asked the ducks’ former owner, ”did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”

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Joke #864 posted in the category: Entertainment jokes.

Q. Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

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Joke #1050 posted in the category: Entertainment jokes.

Q. Why aren’t there very many Wal-Mart’s in Afghanistan?
A. Because there are too many targets!

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Joke #1057 posted in the category: Entertainment jokes.

Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.

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Joke #1405 posted in the category: Entertainment jokes.

Q. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A. Kermit’s undivided attention!

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Joke #1689 posted in the category: Entertainment jokes.

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