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An Eskimo buys a truck, he also joins triple A auto club, 6 months later his truck breaks down so he calls triple A. About an hour later tow truck pulls up, driver comes over & pops the hood on the Eskimos truck, checks out the moter & turns to the Eskimo & says”Looks to me like you blew a seal”NO NO says the eskimo THATS JUST SNOW IN MY MOUSTACHE!

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Joke #375 posted in the category: Eskimo jokes.

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from? 2nd Eskimo: Alaska 1st Eskimo: Don’t bother. I’ll ask her myself.

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Joke #918 posted in the category: Eskimo jokes.

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, ’You’ve blown a seal, mate.’ To which the Eskimo hastily replies, ’No I haven’t! That’s just frost on my moustache.’

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Joke #1058 posted in the category: Eskimo jokes.

what do you call an eskimo cow?

an eskimoo

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Joke #2019 posted in the category: Eskimo jokes.

An Eskimo Was On Holiday In The South Island When Is Car Broke Down.

a Local Man Stopped To Help, And Looked At The Engine. ”you’ve Blown A Seal” He Said. ”so What” Said The Eskimo, ”at Least I Don’t Shag Sheep Like You.....”

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Joke #6289 posted in the category: Eskimo jokes.

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