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Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?-2+
A: Because it came out of the pen.
Joke #153 posted in the category: Face jokes.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.-0+
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.
Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.
Joke #8968 posted in the category: Face jokes.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?-0+
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.-0+
”What’s that for?” she asked.
”To make me beautiful,” came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.
”Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.
Fred: You have the face of a saint.-0+
Jill: Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.
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