Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
A: Because it came out of the pen.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.
Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream.
”What’s that for?” she asked.
”To make me beautiful,” came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.
”Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.
Fred: You have the face of a saint.
Jill: Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.