Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, ’Mama, I’m so hungry, what can we eat?’ To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied,
How about some Baskin Robbins?’
These are best to be used at Burger King or McDonald’s. (all of
these have been done before. their so funny when you do them)
1. when making your order inside or out start your order then
say waite a minutes and then change it again keep doing this
repeatedly (example: ”yes id like a burger and fries no wait id
like chicken sandwitch no wait... keep going)
2. go through the drive through walking
3. ask for only one question package then go back every other
minute asking for only one more
4. right before you leave when theres a lot of customers start
screaming there’s a hair on my burger!
5. on the self refill things fill your cup up with one kind of
pop then dump it out and fill it up with another keep going
until someone says something to you.
6. order in a different language
7. pour out all the salt on the table and yell ”its snowing its
8. ask the the people working if they could put more hamburger
on this ketchup.
9. when ordering burp or fart at least ten times then look at
the people you dont know next to you and say this isnt the time
or place for releaving your gas the bathroom is right over there
10. sit down by yourself and just laugh histarically