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Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, ’Mama, I’m so hungry, what can we eat?’ To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied,

How about some Baskin Robbins?’

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Joke #1032 posted in the category: Fast Food jokes.

Yoy might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles per hour.

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Joke #1733 posted in the category: Fast Food jokes.

Mac - Big Bob’s favorite fast food.

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Joke #17227 posted in the category: Fast Food jokes.

These are best to be used at Burger King or McDonald’s. (all of

these have been done before. their so funny when you do them)

1. when making your order inside or out start your order then

say waite a minutes and then change it again keep doing this

repeatedly (example: ”yes id like a burger and fries no wait id

like chicken sandwitch no wait... keep going)

2. go through the drive through walking

3. ask for only one question package then go back every other

minute asking for only one more

4. right before you leave when theres a lot of customers start

screaming there’s a hair on my burger!

5. on the self refill things fill your cup up with one kind of

pop then dump it out and fill it up with another keep going

until someone says something to you.

6. order in a different language

7. pour out all the salt on the table and yell ”its snowing its

snowing”

8. ask the the people working if they could put more hamburger

on this ketchup.

9. when ordering burp or fart at least ten times then look at

the people you dont know next to you and say this isnt the time

or place for releaving your gas the bathroom is right over there

10. sit down by yourself and just laugh histarically

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Joke #27541 posted in the category: Fast Food jokes.

If You Think Fast Food Is Hitting A Deer At 65 Miles An Hour You Might Be A Redneck!

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Joke #30132 posted in the category: Fast Food jokes.

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