Scott took his blind date to the carnival. ”What would you like to do
first, Mary?” asked Scott.
”I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott
again asked Mary what she would like to do.
”I want to get weighed,” she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott
lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next.
”I want to get weighed,” she responded.
By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, ”How’d it go?”
Mary responded, ”Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn’t way me.
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.
”If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”