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Scott took his blind date to the carnival. ”What would you like to do

first, Mary?” asked Scott.

”I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.

He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a

prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott

again asked Mary what she would like to do.

”I want to get weighed,” she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.

Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott

lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next.

”I want to get weighed,” she responded.

By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early,

dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, ”How’d it go?”

Mary responded, ”Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn’t way me.

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Joke #126 posted in the category: Fat jokes.

One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her.

”If you’re going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose.”

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Joke #575 posted in the category: Fat jokes.

Ya Mama So Fat Tht Wen She Puts On Er Bathing Suit And Goes In The Sea, All The Whales And Big Fish Cum Up And Start Singing,” we Are Family”

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Joke #1567 posted in the category: Fat jokes.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, ”We

are family, even though you’re fatter than me!”

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Joke #2393 posted in the category: Fat jokes.

Your mama’s so fat she uses the freeway for a slip and slide.

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Joke #7325 posted in the category: Fat jokes.

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