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Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very poor parish and he needed money. He bought a horse to enter in a local race, but the horse turned out to be a donkey. Still, Father Murphy took it as God’s will and entered the donkey in the race anyway. The donkey came in third and the newspaper said, ”FATHER MURPHY’S ASS SHOWS!”

Encouraged, Father Murphy entered the donkey in another race. The donkey came in first and the papers said, ”FATHER MURPHY’S ASS UP FRONT!” He entered the animal in yet another race. This time it came in second and the papers read, ”FATHER MURPHY’S ASS BACK IN PLACE!” .

The archbishop heard of the priest’s activities and decided the church didn’t approve of gambling. He ordered Father Murphy to pull the donkey out of all future races. The papers announced, ”ARCHBISHOP SCRATCHES FATHER MURPHY’S ASS!”

The Father gaves the donkey to one of the nuns, Sister Agatha and the papers said, ”NUN OWNS BEST ASS IN TOWN!” But eventually Sister Agatha got tired of tending the donkey, and sold it to a children’s home for only ten dollars. And the newspapers blared, ”NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10!”

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Joke #1595 posted in the category: Father jokes.

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, ”What’s that?”

”That’s the elephant’s tail,” she replies.

”No, under the tail,” says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, ”Oh, nothing.”

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, ”That’s the elephant’s penis, son.”

”So, why did mum say it was nothing?” asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, ”Son, I’ve spoiled that woman.”

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Joke #1784 posted in the category: Father jokes.

One day a father and son were walking down the street and they see two dogs have sex. The son asks his father” Dad what are they doing?” The father answers ” Making puppies.”

One day the boy walks into his parents room while they are making love. The son asks ” Dad, what are you doing?” The father answers, ”Making babies” The son yells, ” No, roll her over I weant puppies.”

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Joke #2029 posted in the category: Father jokes.

Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, ”If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.”

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Joke #4297 posted in the category: Father jokes.

Mother and father rabbit were talking about the children after they had been put to bed.

”Why was Junior so happy this evening?  asked father rabbit.

”Well, explained mother rabbit, ”he had a marvelous time at school. He learned to multiply

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Joke #6138 posted in the category: Father jokes.

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