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Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and craps gun powder, then makes that gun powder into a bullet, which he then shoots a cow and makes more beef jerky. Some call this the circle of life.

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Joke #454 posted in the category: Fictional Character jokes.

Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and shits gunpowder, which he then makes into a bullet, shoots a cow and makes more Beef Jerky. Some people call this the Circle of Life.

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Joke #473 posted in the category: Fictional Character jokes.

Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.

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Joke #2994 posted in the category: Fictional Character jokes.

A midget who had a very bad lisp won a rather large sum of money

in a lottery and decided to invest his money in Thoroughbred

horses. After reading the best horse breeders were in Kentucky,

he flew down to look at some prospective mares. He contacted the

first breeder and was interested in one mare in particular. He

didn’t really know what to look for in a horse, so he decided to

try and bluff his way through it.

”May I thee her teef?” the midget with the lisp asked. The horse

breeder saw he was too short to see for himself so he lifted the

midget up and the midget opened up the horse’s mouth and looked

inside at the horse’s teeth. The horse owner then let him back

down to the ground.

”May I thee her eye-ths?” the midget asked again. The owner once

again lifted him up the midget looked into the horse’s eyes and

the owner returned him to the ground again.

”May I thee her ear-ths? the midget asked yet again. With

considerable effort, the horse breeder sighed and lifted the

lisping midget up to the horse’s ears to inspect them.

”May I thee her twat?” the lisping midget asked once again. By

this time the breeder was really getting tired of lifting shorty

up, so he lifted the midget up, raised the horses tail and

smashes the midget’s face into the horse’s vagina. ”Here take a

GOOD look!” the horse owner says and drops the midget to the

ground.

Spitting profusely, the lisping midget replies, ”Perhapths I

thould rephrase that. May I thee her gallop?”

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Joke #5113 posted in the category: Fictional Character jokes.

What is Chuck Norris’ ”best karate move”?

Pork Chop!

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Joke #5910 posted in the category: Fictional Character jokes.

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