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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices little johnny next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. The boy is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter says, ”Hey little partner, what are you doing?”

little johnny says, ”I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck.”

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. That’s sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter says with admiration.

? Thanks mister,” johnny says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices that johnny has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar, and to the cat’s testicles. The boy says, ”You’re probably right, mister, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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Joke #349 posted in the category: Firefighter jokes.

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, ”All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50, 000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”

As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the firemen to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, president of the company offered $100, 000 to the engine company that could bring out the company’s secret files.

From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over

65. To everyone’s amazement the little fire engine raced through the chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other firemen watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.

After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200, 000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers.

After thanking each of the old men individually the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, ”The first thing we’re going to do is fix the damn brakes on that truck!”

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Joke #16328 posted in the category: Firefighter jokes.

A fire started on some grassland near a

farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called

to

put the fire out.

The fire proved to be more than the

small town fire department could

handle, so someone suggested that a

rural volunteer fire department be

called. Though there was doubt

that they would be of any assistance, the

call was made.

The

volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.

They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the

flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically

started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out

the

center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily

controllable parts.

The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire

department’s work

and so grateful that his farm had been spared,

that he presented the

volunteer fire department with a check for

$1000. A local news reporter

asked the volunteer fire captain what

the department planned to do with

the funds.

”That should be

obvious,” he responded, ”the first thing we’re

gonna do is get the

brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck.”

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Joke #18340 posted in the category: Firefighter jokes.

What do you call Mexican Firefighters?

Jose and Hose B.

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Joke #21883 posted in the category: Firefighter jokes.

What did the fireman’s wife get for

Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

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Joke #43574 posted in the category: Firefighter jokes.

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