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”May I take your order, sir?” the waiter asked.” Yes. How do you prepare your chickens?” ”Nothing special, sir,” he replied. ”We just tell them straight out that they`re going to die.”-0+
Q. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?-0+
A. Anyone can roast beef.
How do you make a cat drink? 1 cat 2 lemons Vodka Mix then serve-0+
A man walks-0+
into a Chinese restaurant
but is told by the
Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty
”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” , he says.
man goes into the bar and the bartender says, ”What’ll it be?”
man replies, ”Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender pauses
for a few seconds, then smiles and
says, ”Once upon time, there were
FOUR little peegs... ”
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?-0+
100 way to wok your dog.
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