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”May I take your order, sir?” the waiter asked.” Yes. How do you prepare your chickens?” ”Nothing special, sir,” he replied. ”We just tell them straight out that they`re going to die.”

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Joke #1059 posted in the category: Food and Drink jokes.

Q. What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.

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Joke #1085 posted in the category: Food and Drink jokes.

How do you make a cat drink? 1 cat 2 lemons Vodka Mix then serve

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Joke #1274 posted in the category: Food and Drink jokes.

A man walks

into a Chinese restaurant

but is told by the

Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty

minute wait.

”Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?” , he says.

The

man goes into the bar and the bartender says, ”What’ll it be?”

The

man replies, ”Give me a Stoli with a twist.”

The bartender pauses

for a few seconds, then smiles and

says, ”Once upon time, there were

FOUR little peegs... ”

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Joke #20279 posted in the category: Food and Drink jokes.

What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?

100 way to wok your dog.

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Joke #20561 posted in the category: Food and Drink jokes.

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