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An African village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great white hunter, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never showed up. Finally, he told the tribal chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter lying there, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. ”What happened, bwana? Where is the lion? asked the chief. ”Forget the damn lion!” he howled. ”Which of you Idiots let the bull loose?”

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Joke #1060 posted in the category: Foreign jokes.

Foreign LanguageA mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, ”BARK!” and the catruns away.” See?” says the mother mouse to her baby. ”Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

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Joke #3116 posted in the category: Foreign jokes.

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He started the conversation with: ”Miss Symthe, I really don’t know how we’re going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we’re going to try.

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Joke #9216 posted in the category: Foreign jokes.

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub. Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug. ”Fuck me” shouts Polo, and immediately dives under the table. ”What the fuck are you doing that for? ” says Smartie. ”That humbug always gives me a right good kicking whenever I see him, so I’m hiding from him” says Polo. ”You should stand up to him” says Smartie. ”He’ll respect you more if you do” Sure enough, the humbug walks over and gives the Polo a right slap. ”Fuck off you stripy wanker, or I’ll knock the fucking shit out of you” says Polo. ”Hey, no problem man, can I buy you a drink” says Humbug. ”Told you so” says Smartie. The next night Polo and Smartie are sitting in the pub again, when in walks Humbug with his mate, Tune. ”Fuck me” shouts Polo again diving under the table. ”What the fuck are you doing that for again” says Smartie. ”I know you said stand up to bullies, but thats Tune” says Polo. ”So what? ” says Smartie. ”He’s fucking menthol” says Polo. sent by Steve Butler

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Joke #10952 posted in the category: Foreign jokes.

Three guys work on a constuction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunchbag and sighs deeply, saying, ”If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I’m jumping off the building.” The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says ” If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I’m going with you.” The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich, and says ”I’m with you guys.”

The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says, ”Turkey sandwich. I love my wife.” The black guy opens his lunch. He says, ”Chicken sandwich. I love my wife. The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said ” See ya guys.” With that, he jumped off the building. The black guy says ” I feel sorry for him. ”The white man replies, ”Why?” The black guy said, ”Because he packs his own lunch.”

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Joke #11287 posted in the category: Foreign jokes.

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