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There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes.

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Joke #4730 posted in the category: Frog and Toad jokes.

”Fairy,” he said. ”I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads.”

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Joke #4731 posted in the category: Frog and Toad jokes.

”Granted!” said the fairy, who turned him yellow. Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow.

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Joke #4732 posted in the category: Frog and Toad jokes.

”What about my penis?” he asked the fairy.

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Joke #4733 posted in the category: Frog and Toad jokes.

”Oh! For that, you’ll have to go see the wizard.” And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard. Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard.

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Joke #4734 posted in the category: Frog and Toad jokes.

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