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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out

forest fires!

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Joke #2873 posted in the category: Frog jokes.

How come the frog didn’t get to be the Easter Bunny?

Slippery hands... they were afraid he’d drop the eggs!

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Joke #2936 posted in the category: Frog jokes.

Baby Frog: Mama, who is smarter- a chicken or a frog?

Mama Frog: We are of course!!

Baby Frog: How do you know?

Mama Frog: Well, who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Frog?

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Joke #3301 posted in the category: Frog jokes.

Once there was a Chicken that went into a library and said:

”Book Book”

And then the Librarian gave the Chicken some books. Then the Chicken returned again and said:

”Book Book”

And then the Librarian gave the Chicken some books.

Then the Chicken returned AGAIN and the Librarian thought

”After I give this Chicken some books, I’m going to see where he’s going”

And the Librarian gave the Chicken some books and followed where he was going.

The Chicken was giving the books to a Frog and the Frog was saying

”Red-it Red-it”!

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Joke #3312 posted in the category: Frog jokes.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog... you do taste like chicken!

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Joke #3314 posted in the category: Frog jokes.

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