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The little snail begs for his mother:
- Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
- Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.

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Joke #26 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animal.

The male worm towards the female worm:
- Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!

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Joke #27 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animal.

A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden. Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
- Mama, is that you?

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Joke #28 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animal.

A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
- I love sauna!

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Joke #29 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animal.

On the street strolls a chick dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:
- Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?
- But do you know with how many animals I had to sleep with for it?

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Joke #30 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animal.

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