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Two cats stay at a chat:-3+
- Neighbour, I have a hunch today I will have bad luck!
- Why, sister?
- Recently a black dog just cut my way.
Billy looked at a zebra for hours. Bored, his friend that came with him asks him:-2+
- Tell me, what do you see at this zebra that you find so interesting?
- I don’t get it if the white is on black font or if black is on white font.
A cow and a zebra stay on a lawn. The cow studies carefully the zebra and asks her:-1+
- What is you’re profession?
- Why do you ask?
- Because I see you wear pajama all the time.
An old worm confesses to another:-3+
- For twenty years I live with him and hardly now I noticed he is a lace.
Two worms get out from the ground. One tells another:-1+
- I think I know you from somewhere. I really like you. Don’t you want to go out with me?
- Stop bothering. I’m you’re other side stupid.
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