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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and tells the priest he’s been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever since his wife died. The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the pig is a male or female. ”No! I’m not doing it anymore!” says the farmer. ”And the pig is a female, of course. What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer?

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Joke #1273 posted in the category: Gays and Lesbians jokes.

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life.

By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said ”Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes... Bear, you go first.”

The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said ”I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female.” For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear’s second turn for a wish. ”Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well.” Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, ”I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female.”

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, ”I wish that the bear was gay...”

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Joke #1702 posted in the category: Gays and Lesbians jokes.

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

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Joke #4827 posted in the category: Gays and Lesbians jokes.

A guy walks into a bar... once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, ”What the heck, I really want a drink.” So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, ”What’s the name of your penis?” The guy says, ”Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.” The gay bartender says, ”I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis.” So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, ”Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?” The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, ”TIMEX.” The guy asks, ”Why Timex?” The fella proudly replies, ”Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!” A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, ”So, what do you call your penis?” The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, ”FORD, because quality is Job 1”, he then ads, ”Have you driven a Ford lately?” Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, ”The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer.” The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, ”Why secret?” The guy says, ”because it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman!”

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Joke #7254 posted in the category: Gays and Lesbians jokes.

How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar? Even the pool tables don’t have balls.

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Joke #7261 posted in the category: Gays and Lesbians jokes.

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