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A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.

He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land.

The landowner assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the buyer would have no part of it.

Finally, the landowner made an offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for free. The buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.

An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor guy slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung.

The city fella looked up and weakly said, ”No... the bees never touched me - but doesn’t that calf have a mother!?!”

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Joke #117 posted in the category: Gender jokes.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says ”What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it?” The man says, ”I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, ”You drink a case of any beer you’re going to blow chunks.” ”You don’t understand;” says the man, ”Chunks is my dog.”

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Joke #120 posted in the category: Gender jokes.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotapus

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Joke #139 posted in the category: Gender jokes.

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, ’I’ll take that bet!’

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said ’I can’t take this, you’re my friend.’

The blonde said ’No. A bet’s a bet’.

So the redhead said ’Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money’.

The blonde replied, ’Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!’

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Joke #146 posted in the category: Gender jokes.

Q: what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?
A: Damn

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Joke #155 posted in the category: Gender jokes.

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