Guy goes into a bar. Big guy, but his head is the size of an orange.
Goes up to the bartender, orders a beer. Bartender serves him and asks why a big guy like him has such a small head.
So the guy tells him his story: He was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a genie lantern. Out comes this beautiful, beautiful genie who says, ”I’ll grant you one wish... but i won’t sleep with you.”
Guy says, ”Ok then, how ’bout a little head?”
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says ”Wow, cool lighter... where did you get it?”
”A genie from a bottle granted me one wish.”
”Great, can I try it?”
First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. ”You are granted one wish says the genie.”
The guy says, ”I want a million bucks!”
”Done” says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and in come pouring in ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other through the bar door.
”I can’t believe this,” says the guy who had just placed his wish, ”I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
The second guy then says, ”Do you really think I wished for a 12” Bic?”
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, ”I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”
”Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. ”I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
In astonishment, ”Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. ”I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone.
”OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,” I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of story: always let your boss have the first say.