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Joke #1720 posted in the category: George Bush jokes.

George Bush is so cocky, he’s like a chicken on viagra.

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Joke #3534 posted in the category: George Bush jokes.

There are three guys on a plane, George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Saddam Hussein.

Bored, George Bush blurts out, ”I want to see an apple fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.

A while later Bill Clinton says, ”I want to see an orange fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.

A little while longer, Saddam Hussein says, ”Well, I want to see a grenade fly,” so he throws one out the window and it flew.

The plane lands and the three guys are walking down a market street when they come across an old woman crying and rubbing her head.

”Whats the matter?” they ask her.

”I was sitting here tending to my shop when an apple flew from the sky and hit me on the head.”

A bit embarrassed, they continue walking down the street.

A while later they come across a man crying and cursing at the sky. ”What’s the matter?” they ask him.

”I was sitting here minding my own buisness when an orange came out of the sky and hit me on the head.”

A bit concerned, they continue down the road until they come across a little boy laughing very hard.

”What’s so funny?” they ask the little boy.

The little boy leans in close and whispers, ”I farted, and the house behind me blew up.”

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Joke #6747 posted in the category: George Bush jokes.

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.

He says, ”Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?”

Jenna replies, ”No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been

eating doughnuts?

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Joke #7394 posted in the category: George Bush jokes.

Why doesn’t Osama Bin Laedn have sex with any of his 5 wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs, he see’s Bush!!!

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Joke #8043 posted in the category: George Bush jokes.

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