Roberto Walks Into Work One Day And Says, ’eh, tony, you Know Who’sa George Washington?’
tony Says,’ No, Who’sa George Washington?’
roberto Says,’ Ha, george Washington Was The First President Of The United States. i’m A Go To Night School, learn All About The United States And Become A Us Citizen.’
a Few Days Later Roberto Walks Into Work And Says, ’eh, Tony You Know Who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’
tony Says,’ No, who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’
roberto Says,’ ha, abraham Lincoln Was The Sixteenth President Of The United States. i’m A Go To Night School, learn All Abou The United States And Become A Us Citizen.’
a Guy In The Back Of The Shop Shouts,’ Yo, Roberto. you Know Who Salvatore Luciano Is?’
roberto Says,’ No I Don’ta Know Who Salvatore Luciano Is.’
the Guy Yells Back, ’ He’s The One Who’s Been Fucking Your Wife While You Were At Night School.’
There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.
His father told his son to come with him to get his whipping.
Son: ”George Washington didn’t get in trouble when he chopped down the cherry tree because he was honest.”
Father: ”But George Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree when he chopped it down.”