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When George Washington was a general, why did he

like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the

”Roverlutionary War!”

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Joke #4115 posted in the category: George Washington jokes.

If George Washington were

alive today, why

couldn’t he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?

Because a

dollar doesn’t go as far as it used to.

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Joke #14556 posted in the category: George Washington jokes.

Roberto Walks Into Work One Day And Says, ’eh, tony, you Know Who’sa George Washington?’

tony Says,’ No, Who’sa George Washington?’

roberto Says,’ Ha, george Washington Was The First President Of The United States. i’m A Go To Night School, learn All About The United States And Become A Us Citizen.’

a Few Days Later Roberto Walks Into Work And Says, ’eh, Tony You Know Who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’

tony Says,’ No, who’sa Abraham Lincoln?’

roberto Says,’ ha, abraham Lincoln Was The Sixteenth President Of The United States. i’m A Go To Night School, learn All Abou The United States And Become A Us Citizen.’

a Guy In The Back Of The Shop Shouts,’ Yo, Roberto. you Know Who Salvatore Luciano Is?’

roberto Says,’ No I Don’ta Know Who Salvatore Luciano Is.’

the Guy Yells Back, ’ He’s The One Who’s Been Fucking Your Wife While You Were At Night School.’

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Joke #24194 posted in the category: George Washington jokes.

Teacher: ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”

One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

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Joke #27314 posted in the category: George Washington jokes.

There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.

Son: ”Yes.”

His father told his son to come with him to get his whipping.

Son: ”George Washington didn’t get in trouble when he chopped down the cherry tree because he was honest.”

Father: ”But George Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree when he chopped it down.”

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Joke #28817 posted in the category: George Washington jokes.

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