Funny jokes for every day
One night, a kid's grandparents were about to die. At night, the boy prayed "god please let my grandparents die in peace." The next day he found out his grandpraents dies with peace. The next day the boy wanted a bike, and his dad wouldnt buy it for him. So night time came around and he prayed "god, let my father die" and the father was at the door listening the the kid pray. the father went to work, came home and said to his wife "honey, i've had the worst day ever". his wife replied u think u've had the worst day ever? the mailman just dropped dead on our doorstep
Joke # 484 from category: Grandparents jokes.
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
Joke # 29008 from category: Grandparents jokes.
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
Joke # 29009 from category: Grandparents jokes.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW PLAYSTATION... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
Joke # 29064 from category: Grandparents jokes.
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Joke # 29065 from category: Grandparents jokes.