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A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, ”Give me eight double vodkas.”

The bartender says, ”Wow! you must have had a hell of a day.” ”Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, ”I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, ”Jesus! Doesn’’t anybody in your family like women?”

”Yeah, my wife...”

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Joke #7282 posted in the category: Gujju jokes.

The boss called one of his employees into the office.

”Rob,” he said, ”you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”

”Thanks,” said the employee.

”Thanks?” the boss replied. ”Is that all you can say?”

”I suppose not,” the employee said. ”Thanks, Dad.”

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Joke #12379 posted in the category: Gujju jokes.

A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, ”Who was the greatest man that ever lived?” A girl raises her hand and says, ”I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country.” The teacher replies, ”Well... that’s a good answer, but that’s not the answer I am looking for.” Another young student raises his hand and says, ”I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war.” ... ”Well, that’s another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for.” Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, ”I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived.” The teacher’s mouth drops open in astonishment. ”Yes!” she says, ”that’s the answer I was looking for.” She then brings him up to the front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop. Later, during recess, another Jewish boy approaches him as he is licking his lollipop. He says, ”Why did you say, ’Jesus Christ’?” The boy stops licking his lollipop and replies, ”I know it’s Moses, and YOU know it’s Moses, but business is business.”

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Joke #21291 posted in the category: Gujju jokes.

A man mentioned to his landlord about the tenants in the apartment over his. ”Many a night they stamp on the floor and shout till midnight.  When the landlord asked if it bothered him, he replied, ”Not really, for I usually stay up and practice my trumpet till about that time most every night anyway. 

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Joke #27254 posted in the category: Gujju jokes.

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ’I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself ’ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ’I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, ’ I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said ’Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’ Calmly, Kantibhai turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho’ The other candidate answers ’ek dam majama..’

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Joke #29766 posted in the category: Gujju jokes.

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