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Why do polo bears like bald men?

Because they have a great, white, bear place!

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Joke #2662 posted in the category: Hair and Bald jokes.

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

”I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. ”Just place this between your cheek and gum.”

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

”And what if I swallow it?”

”No problem,” says the barber. ”Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.”

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Joke #8667 posted in the category: Hair and Bald jokes.

A little girl climbed into her grandfather’s lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck.

”Did god make you?” , she asked.

”yes” he answered.

”did god makeme, to?” she wondered.

”yes”, he replied.

”well, she shrugged, ”don’t you think he’s doing a better job now than he used to?”

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Joke #11918 posted in the category: Hair and Bald jokes.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?

On clipper ships.

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Joke #11919 posted in the category: Hair and Bald jokes.

Why was the lady’s hair angry?

Because she was always teasing it.

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Joke #11920 posted in the category: Hair and Bald jokes.

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