It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. ”What will you have?” the bartender asked.
”I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied.
”I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second.
”I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.
”OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. ”That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”
On halloween night this vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of warm blood. Bartender says oh what the hell and served him. He drank it down and left. Few minutes later another vampire comes in and orders a cup of warm blood and drinks it and leaves. This happens 3 or 4 times and finally a vampire comes in and says give me a cup of hot water and the bartender says what no warm blood and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says no its tea time.-0+