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It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. ”What will you have?” the bartender asked.

”I’ll have a glass of blood,” the first replied.

”I’ll have a glass of blood, too, please,” said the second.

”I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the third.

”OK, let me get this straight,” the bartender said. ”That’ll be two bloods and a blood light?”

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Joke #6784 posted in the category: Halloween jokes.

Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.
”I’ll have a glass of blood,” said one.
”I’ll have a glass of plasma,” said the other.
”Okay,” replied the bartender, ”that’ll be one blood and one blood-lite.”

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Joke #6930 posted in the category: Halloween jokes.

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo! Boo who?

Don’t cry it’s just a joke!!!

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Joke #7115 posted in the category: Halloween jokes.

You so ugly, they have your face on display in the halloween shop

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Joke #7803 posted in the category: Halloween jokes.

On halloween night this vampire goes into a bar and orders a cup of warm blood. Bartender says oh what the hell and served him. He drank it down and left. Few minutes later another vampire comes in and orders a cup of warm blood and drinks it and leaves. This happens 3 or 4 times and finally a vampire comes in and says give me a cup of hot water and the bartender says what no warm blood and the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says no its tea time.

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Joke #10075 posted in the category: Halloween jokes.

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