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Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The one guy takes off his hiking boots and puts on some running shoes!

His friend says to him ”You’re crazy! There’s no use, do you know how fast Grizzlies are, you’ll never be able to out run it!” and the guy says, ”I only have to out run you!”

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Joke #1028 posted in the category: Hiking jokes.

A father arrived home after being on an extended business trip and found his son riding a brand-new mountain bike.
”Where did you get the money for that fancy bike, son?” he asked. ”It must have cost a few hundred dollas.”
”I earned it hiking, dad,” the son replied.
”The truth, son, where did you get the money?” the father demanded.
”That is the truth,” the son insisted. ”Each night you were away, Mr. Jensen came over to see mom. He would give me $25 and tell me to take a hike!”

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Joke #28877 posted in the category: Hiking jokes.

A Father came home from a long business trip to find his young son riding a brand new bike.

”Where did you get the money for that?” he asked. ”It must have cost over 300 dollars!”

”I earned it hiking,” replied the boy.

”Hiking??? Come on son, tell your Dad the truth. Nobody can make that sort of money hiking. Where did you Really get the cash from?”

”It’s like I say, Dad. Every night when you were gone, Mr Johnson from the bank would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a 20 dollar bill and tell me to take a hike”

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Joke #45510 posted in the category: Hiking jokes.

Three Hikers who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, ”I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him. ”You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you’ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, ”Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, ”I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”

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Joke #46284 posted in the category: Hiking jokes.

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding the bridge safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other, ”I’ve always wanted to be like the guys, and urinate off a bridge.” The other woman looks around and says, ”well, I don’t see anyone around, now’s your chance!” The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her shoulder. ”Holly shit!” she exclaims, ”I just pissed in a canoe!” Alarmed, the second woman hurries over, and peeks at the stream. ”Calm down,” she says. ”That wasn’t a canoe you pissed in, it was only your reflection.”

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Joke #49537 posted in the category: Hiking jokes.

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