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Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush and toothpaste. ”What the hell do you think you’re doing, young man?!” she exclaimed. ”Don’t try to stop me!” Johnny warned. ”I’m gonna do this three times a day, because there’s no way I’m gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister’s.”

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Joke #1618 posted in the category: Hilarious Children jokes.

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, ”Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....”

His mother heard what he was saying and asked, ”What are you doing?”

The little boy answered, ”I’m doing my math homework, Mom.”

”And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

”Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, ”What are you teaching my son in math?”

The teacher replied, ”Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, ”And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, ”What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.”

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Joke #1655 posted in the category: Hilarious Children jokes.

One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. ”Whatcha doin?” he asks.
Little Johnny replies, ”My goldfish died and I’m burying him.”
”That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain’t it?” asked the neighbor.
Little Johnny shouts back, ”That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat!”

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Joke #1658 posted in the category: Hilarious Children jokes.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, ”Great... he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, ”Well son, do you have any questions?”

”Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. ”How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”

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Joke #1692 posted in the category: Hilarious Children jokes.

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, ”What’s that?”

”That’s the elephant’s tail,” she replies.

”No, under the tail,” says the youngster.

The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, ”Oh, nothing.”

The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, ”That’s the elephant’s penis, son.”

”So, why did mum say it was nothing?” asks the boy.

The father draws himself up to his full height and says, ”Son, I’ve spoiled that woman.”

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Joke #1784 posted in the category: Hilarious Children jokes.

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