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This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, ”I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove.”

So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, ”Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here.”

The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. ”Anything else,” he questions. The hippie replies, ”Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove.”

Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, ”Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!”

So the barkeep returns to the hippie. ”That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?” ”Yeah,” the hippie says, ”but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove.”

The barkeep relays this to the manager, who has finally had enough. He storms out of the back room, and bellows at the hippie.

”You can kiss my ass! Not on the left cheek, and not on the right cheek, but in the groove!!”

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Joke #7186 posted in the category: Hippie jokes.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don’t screw in light bulbs, they fuck in tents.

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Joke #51548 posted in the category: Hippie jokes.

One day a hippy is getting on a bus as a very attractive nun is leaving it. As he walked to his seat he said out loud to himself, ”I want to have sex with that nun”

The bus driver hears and says, ”She will only have sex with God, she goes to the graveyard at 12pm everynight, go dressed as God and she will have sex with you.

So the hippy turns up as advised disguised as God with a white beard and toga on. The the nun says ”Can you give me anal as i dont want to lose my virginity”. The hippy is more than happy to go along with this.

When they have finished the hippy says ”haha I’m the hippy from the bus earlier”, to which the nun replies ” haha im the bus driver”.

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Joke #54464 posted in the category: Hippie jokes.

Two hippies were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hippie asked ”Sister, how did you break you leg?” ”I slipped in the bathtub.” The second hippie asked the first ”What’s a bathtub?” ”How should I know, I’m not Catholic!”

Bill Kennedy {cbosgd | ihnp4! petro | sun! texsun! rrm}! ssbn! bill

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Joke #62522 posted in the category: Hippie jokes.

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it’s way the driver says to the hippie, ”I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you”. The hippie says that he’d love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and pray’s to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you. The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. ”I AM GOD” I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts ”Ha, Ha Ha I’m the hippie!!” Then the nun jumps up and shouts ”Ha Ha Ha I’m the bus driver!!”

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Joke #78888 posted in the category: Hippie jokes.

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