I don’t think genetics or choice have anything to do with it.
I think it’s the result of
(a) hexes and curses by strange old women who own black cats
(b) chemical warfare perpetrated under the guise of floridation and
smallpox vaccinations advocated by
(1) dupes of the Comintern and/or
(2) the New World Order and/or
(3) the papists and/or
(4) zionist bankers and/or
(5) Freemasons and/or
(6) escaped Nazi scientists
(c) a hoax perpetrated by liberal media and/or conservative corporate
interests engaged in dark and unknown pursuits
(d) the result of brain damage induced by prenatal exposure to
(1) show tunes and/or
(2) opera and/or
(3) pastel colors
(e) the outcome of genetic experiments by space aliens... all our mothers
(and/or fathers) were abductees!
(f) some of the above.
Everything is a plot.
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his homosexuality from his parents, goes over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. Sitting down at the kitchen table, he lets out a big sigh and says, ”Mom, I have something to tell you: I’m gay.”
His mother made no reply, and the guy was about to repeat it, when she turned to him and said calmly, ”You’re gay? Doesn’t that mean you put other men’s penises in your mouth?”
Nervously, the guy said, ”Uh, yeah, Mom, well I guess so.”
His mother went back to stirring the pot. Suddenly, she whirled around and whacked him over the head with her spoon, saying, ”Don’t you EVER complain about my cooking again!!!!!
Two gays are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his prick. ”I sure wish I could do that,” said the one gay. To which the other replied,
”Don’t you think you ought to pet him first??”
An elderly man decides to join a nudist colony. He asks if he can just wander around the grounds to decide if he really wants to join. He strips and goes for a walk. After a while the man becomes tired and sits on a bench to relax. Along comes a beautiful woman and the sight of her causes the old man to become excited. The woman, noticing the man’s erection due to her presence, goes over and satisfies him by performing oral sex on him. The man is thrilled. He hurries back to the office and tells them he wants to join immediately and pays his dues.
The old man lights up a cigar and goes out for another walk. While walking, he drops his cigar and bends over to pick it up. A young man sees the old man bent over and goes over and performs anal sex on the old man. The elderly gentleman hurries back to the office to cancel his membership. ”But why,” asks the person at the desk, ”you just said this was one of the greatest places you ever visited.” ”Yes,” replies the old man, ”but at my age I only get excited once every three months, but I drop my cigar five times a day.”
[Ed: Appears in July 90 Playboy]