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This is a list of rejected slogans for that local 2 star hotel... 16. We’re working on that smell thing, too.

15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on ”COPS”

13. If We’d Known You Were Staying All Night, We’d Have Changed the Sheets

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it’s there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but would you have money left over for a hooker?

8. We’ll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we’re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6. We don’t make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

5. It’s Hookerriffic!

4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother

1. We put the ”Ho” in ”Hotel”

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Joke #67939 posted in the category: Hotel jokes.

We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right! Old world charm................................. No bathTropical............................................. RainyMajestic setting................................. A long way from townOptions galore................................... Nothing is included in the itinerarySecluded hideaway............................ Impossible to find or get toPre-registered rooms.......................... Already occupiedExplore on your own........................... Pay for it yourselfKnowledgeable trip hosts.................... They’ve flown in an airplane beforeNo extra fees..................................... No extrasNominal fee....................................... Outrageous chargeStandard........................................... Sub-standardDeluxe.............................................. StandardSuperior............................................ One free shower capCozy................................................. SmallAll the amenities................................ Two free shower capsPlush................................................ Top and bottom sheetsGentle breezes.................................. Occasional Gale-force windsLight and airy..................................... No air conditioningPicturesque....................................... Theme park nearbyOpen bar........................................... Free ice cubesConcierge....................................... Stand with tourist brochuresContinental breakfast..................... Free muffin

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Joke #67940 posted in the category: Hotel jokes.

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