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An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, ”Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning this up, I’ll eat every chunk of it.” She turns to him with a smirk and says, ”You want ketchup on that?” The salesman says, ”Why do you ask?” She says, ”We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.”


Joke #9141 posted in the category: Housekeeping jokes.

Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, ”I’m in the family way.” The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was. The maid replied, ”Your husband and your son.” Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.” Well,” Aimara explained, ”I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, `You are in the way`. I go to the living room to clean and your son say `You are in my way`. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”


Joke #24429 posted in the category: Housekeeping jokes.

Every Scotsman’s fantasy is to have two women.... one cleaning, the other dusting...


Joke #24968 posted in the category: Housekeeping jokes.

Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted tomy father, ”Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.” ”Good,” my dad quickly replied. ”Wash it again!”


Joke #29408 posted in the category: Housekeeping jokes.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ”What setting do I use on the washing machine?” ”It depends,” I replied. ”What does it say on your shirt?” He yelled back, ”University of Auburn.”


Joke #47063 posted in the category: Housekeeping jokes.

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