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Q. What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A. They drowned in Spring training.

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Joke #86671 posted in the category: Ice Hockey jokes.

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about hockey. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ice between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys.

”Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. ”But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.”

”I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered unperturbed, ”We’ve got all the referees.”

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Joke #115425 posted in the category: Ice Hockey jokes.

Sandy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Joe, noticed and asked Sandy what happened.

Sandy replied, ”Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”

Joe, ”Gee, I never knew you played hockey.”

Sandy, ”Oh I don’t play. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I got mad and put my foot through the television.”

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Joke #128413 posted in the category: Ice Hockey jokes.

Hockey Sweater that get slept in by a guys wife.

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Joke #128415 posted in the category: Ice Hockey jokes.

hockey referee with sign above his head.

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Joke #128416 posted in the category: Ice Hockey jokes.

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