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Q: How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A: A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q: How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A: He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q: What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A: After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.

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Joke #34900 posted in the category: Indian Desi jokes.

Hindi:

He: Aye kya bolti tu?

She: Aye kya main bolun?

He: Sun

She: Suna

He: Aati kya Khandala?

She: Kya karun aakey main khandala?

He: Ghumenge, phirenge, naachenge, gayenge. aaish karenge aur kya?

Kashmiri:

H: heey, kya chaakh wannan;

S: heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy;

H: booz;

S: wanoo;

H: pakha telle khandala;

S: kya karee weeteth bhe khandala;

H: pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh karav, beyy kya??

Bengali:

H: ei ki bolis tui;

S: ei ki ar boli;

H: son;

S: sona;

H: jabi ki khandala??

S: ki kori giye khandala;

H: are, ghurbo phirbo nachbo gaibo maja korbo ar ki;

Marathi:

H: Aye kay tu mhantes? ;

S: aye kay me mhanhu?

H: aik;

S: aikav;

H: yetes ka khandala? ;

S: kay karu yevon me khandala? ;

H: bhatkuya, phiruya, gavuya, nachuya, aish karuya. aankhen kay?

Telugu:

H: Aye, yemantaavu?

S: Aye, Yem cheppaali?

H: Vinu,

S: Cheppu;

H: Vastaava Khandala??

S: Yem Cheddam velli manam Khandala?

H: Thirugudaam, Aadudhaam, Paadudaam, Ganthulu Yeddaam Inkemi?

Punjabi:

H: a ke boldi tu;

S: a ke mein bolan;

H: sunh;

S: sunha;

H: aande aein khandala;

S: ke karain ae ke mein khandala;

Kannada:

H: Aye, Yenanti Nee?

S: Aye, Naanu Yenu Anali?

H: Kelu,

S: Helu;

H: Barteeya Khandala?

S: Yenu Maadali Naa bandu Khandala?

H: Thirugona, Kuniyona, Hadona, Aadona, Majaa Madona... Innenu?

Sindhi:

H: Aye cha ti chaven?

S: aye cha maan chavan?

H: budh;

S: buhay;

H: achiti cha khandala?

S: cha kayan achi maan khandala?

H: ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi, aaish kandasi, byo cha?

Gujarati:

H: Aye su bole tu?

S: aye hun su bolu?

H: sambhad;

S: sambhdav

H: aavechey ke khandala?

S: su karu aavene khandala?

H: ghumsu, pharsu, khavsu, peevsu, aaish karsu. beeju su?

Magahi (BIHARI):

H: A ki bolahin too,

S: A kya boliyuow hum,

H: Sun

S: sunaow

H: Aaimahi ki khandala;

S: Ki kariaow aake hum khandala;

H: Gumbai Phirbai aish karbai aur ki,

English:

H: Aye what do you say?

S: Aye what should I say?

H: Listen.

S: Tell.

H: Coming kya khandala?

S: What do I do coming to khandala?

H: We’ll roam, we’ll sing we’ll dance we’ll do aish. what else?

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Joke #34937 posted in the category: Indian Desi jokes.

Q: How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A: West Indians are natural fast bowlers.

Q: How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A: Up & down. Because, they don’t have enough space to wag sideways.

Q: What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A: ”I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local”. :

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Joke #34954 posted in the category: Indian Desi jokes.

Ghat jokes ( A little knowledge of Marathi might help )

Q: What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U. S.?
A: Western Ghat.

Q: What does a Maharashtrian mean by ”fast food”?
A: Sabudana Khichdi.

Q: What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A: Cool-karni.

Q: What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A: Ba-gul.

Q: What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A: Urmila MakkadTondkar.

Q: Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U. S.
A. ?
A: That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore. :

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Joke #34955 posted in the category: Indian Desi jokes.

Q: What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what
does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A: The one with a lot of time takes some public

transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.

Q: Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A: Because they are underground.

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Joke #34957 posted in the category: Indian Desi jokes.

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