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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. ”I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. ”He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” ”Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. ”He`ll always be just a good ol` boy. When he walks in, I’m sure all he`ll say is hello.” ”I know Tex better than either of you,” said the third. ”He’s so smart, he`ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now.” Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, ”Audi, partners!”

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Joke #1045 posted in the category: Indian Jokes (India Jokes).

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, ”You see that Indian?”

”Yeah,” says the other cowboy.

”Look,” says the first one, ”he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction.”

Just then the Indian looks up. ”Covered wagon,” he says, ”about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon.”

”Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. ”This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!”

The Indian looks up and says, ”Ran over me about a half hour ago.”

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Joke #4944 posted in the category: Indian Jokes (India Jokes).

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, ”Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, ”I do... Why?” The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, ”I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!” The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. TheLone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, ”Tonto, I want you to run aroundSilver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.” Tonto said, ”Sure, Kemosabe,” and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Rangerreturned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, ”Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, ”I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, ”Nothing, but you left yourInjun runnin`.”

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Joke #4966 posted in the category: Indian Jokes (India Jokes).

Air travel

One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane. He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But the sardaji told: ”I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”. The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess came and requested the sardarji to leave that seat. But sardarji was adament and did not leave. Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the sardarji, and the sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told to the sardarji. Capt. told: ”nothing. Ijust told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar.”

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Joke #6629 posted in the category: Indian Jokes (India Jokes).

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few

minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, ”Who owns the big

white

horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt,

and said,

”I do. Why?”

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger

and said, ”I just thought you

would like to know that your horse is

just about dead outside!!” The Lone

Ranger and Tonto rushed outside

and, sure enough, Silver was about dead

from heat exhaustion. The

Lone Ranger got him some water and made him

drink it, and soon

Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned

to Tonto and said, ”Tonto, I want you to run

around Silver and see

if you can create enough of a breeze to make him

start to feel

better.”

Tonto said, ”Sure Kemosabe”, and took off running circles

around

Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lon

e Ranger returned to

the bar to finish his drink.

A few

minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,

”Who

owns that big white horse outside?”

The Lone Ranger stands

again and claims, ”I do. What is wrong with him

this time?”

The

cowboy says to him, ”Nothing much, I just wanted you to

know............ you left your Injun running!!!”

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Joke #6805 posted in the category: Indian Jokes (India Jokes).

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