An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, ”You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse.” The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, ”Typical white man... only think one thing.” The second day, the chief says, ”What wish today?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, ”Typical white man going die tomorrow... can only think one thing.” The last day comes, and the chief says, ”This last wish, white man. What want?”
The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, ”Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, ”Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, ”I do... Why?” The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, ”I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!” The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. TheLone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, ”Tonto, I want you to run aroundSilver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.” Tonto said, ”Sure, Kemosabe,” and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Rangerreturned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, ”Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, ”I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, ”Nothing, but you left yourInjun runnin`.”-0+
A Nice Looking Girl Was Out Of Gas In The Middle Of Nowhere, But Fortunaately A Red Indian Came Riding And Said: ”jump In Front Of Me, IÂ’ll Ride You To A Gas Station That Ist Wo Miles Away.” Everything Was Ok, But Now And Then The Indian Let Go A ”war Scream”.
at The Station The Owner Aske The Girl: ”how Is It That You Did Not Fall Off The Horse, Because The Indian Was Really Riding At Very High Speed?”
girl: ”i Hold A Firm Grip With Both Hands Of The Saddle Knob All The Time!”
An Indian a newfie and a white man were all at a bar drinking.
After a few drinks they all needed to go to the bathroom.
They lined up at the urinals and did their thing.
The Newfie finished first and walks over to the sinks and was his hands.
The white man finished second and also went over to the sink to wash his hands.
The Indian finished and went right back out to order another beer.
The newfie and the white man came out and approached the indian and asked: why dont you wash you hands after taking a piss, that is so disgusting?
The Indian looks at him and says: My mother taught me not to pee on my hands.