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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, ”Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, ”I do... Why?” The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, ”I just thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead outside!” The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water, and soon, Silver was starting to feel a little better. TheLone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, ”Tonto, I want you to run aroundSilver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better.” Tonto said, ”Sure, Kemosabe,” and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Rangerreturned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, ”Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, ”I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, ”Nothing, but you left yourInjun runnin`.”

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Joke #4966 posted in the category: Indians jokes.

Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian’s head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says, ”I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I’ll give them a thousand bucks.” Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy. Jack says, ”Tom, take a look at this.” Tom says, ”Not now, I’m busy.” Jack says, ”I really think you should have a look.” Tom says, ”Asshole, can’t you see I’m busy? I’ve got a thousand dollars in my hand.” Jack says, ”Please, Tom, take a look.” Tom looks up at the top of the ravine, and there’s five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says, ”Fuck! We’re gonna be millionaires!”

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Joke #9294 posted in the category: Indians jokes.

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, ”I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.”

The second can’t stand to be bested. ”Why that’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I’m still here today.”

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

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Joke #11398 posted in the category: Indians jokes.

Two indians were being chased by buffalo. One indian puts his ear to the

ground and says, ”Buffalo come!”

The other indian said, ”How do you know?”

The indian replied, ”Ear sticky!”

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Joke #11692 posted in the category: Indians jokes.

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, ”Is this winter to be cold?” The man on the phone responded, ”This winter is going to be quite cold indeed.” So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, ”Is it going to be a very cold winter?” ”Yes”, the man replied, ”it’s going to be a very cold winter.” So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: ”Are you absolutely sure that thewinter is going to be very cold?” ”Absolutely,” the man replies, ”the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

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Joke #21011 posted in the category: Indians jokes.

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