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Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?
A: A goal post that can’t march.

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?
A: A goalpost that can’t march.

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
A: ”Hi. I did that piece in junior high.”

Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

Q: How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
A: Have them miss every other note.

Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a ’57 Chevy?
A: You can tune a ’57 Chevy.

Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
A: ”Hi. I played that last year.”

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Joke #23357 posted in the category: Instrument jokes.

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.

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Joke #27807 posted in the category: Instrument jokes.

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.

He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.

Abe says, ”I can’t believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?”

Max replies, ”Well, it’s great, but I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news. The good news is that there’s a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we’re playing ”Sheherezade,” your favorite piece, tomorrow night!”

Abe says, ”So what’s the bad news?”

Max replies, ”Well, you’re booked to play the solo!”

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Joke #27811 posted in the category: Instrument jokes.

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.

The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.

She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, ”I just like to hear you say it.”

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Joke #27815 posted in the category: Instrument jokes.

A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper.

She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is.

The local person replies, ”Oh, that is Beethoven. He’s decomposing.”

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Joke #27820 posted in the category: Instrument jokes.

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