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Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says ”Hello”. The voice at the end of the phone says ”Hello Mr. Hussein, it’s Paddy here. I’m just ringing to let you know that we’ve declared war on your country.” SH smiles to himself, ”Come on Paddy”, he says, ”there’s no point you declaring war on us, you wouldn’t stand a chance.” Paddy replies, ”No, no, we’ve had ourselves a meeting, and we’ve decided to declare war on you.”

So SH says, ”OK Paddy, now listen, I’ve got an air force of over a thousand planes, what kind of air force have you got to match that? It’d be over in no time.” So Paddy says, ”Well my lad’s got himself a hot-air balloon, and my brother used to work at an airport.” Hussein laughs, ”Oh come on, you’ve not got a hope”. ”Hold on a sec, Mr. Hussein, ”, Paddy says, ”we’ll just have a quick meeting.” So off he goes and has a quick meeting. ”Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we’ve had our meeting, and we’ve decided that we’re still going to declare war.”

So SH says, ”Right then Paddy, well you know, as well as the air force, we’ve also got about a thousand tanks. How are you going to match that.” ”Well,” Paddy says, ”I’ve got an old austin, and my cousin down the road has got a tractor.” ”Get real, ” says SH, ”that’s no match at all.” So

Paddy says, ”Hold on, I’ll just go and have another meeting.” ”Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we’ve had our meeting, and we’ve decided that we’re still going to declare war.”

SH thinks this is just amazing, ”Well how many soldiers have you got Paddy?” . ”Well,” says Paddy, ”there’s me, my kid, me 4 cousins, and they all had sons, and there’s Bill down the road.... I reckon I could get together about 30.” Laughing openly now SH replies, ”Come on Paddy, I’ve got 10, 000 highly trained fighting men at my disposal. I think you’d better go and have another meeting.” ”I will”, says Paddy, ”I will.”

”Are you still there Mr. Hussein? Yes, well we’ve had our meeting, and we’ve decided that we’re not going to declare war on you after all.” ”At last, ” replies SH, ”What made you change your mind?” ”Well, it’s those 10 thousand soldiers you see. We can’t declare war on you because we’ve got no facilities to keep all those prisoners!”

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Joke #21605 posted in the category: Iraq jokes.

In recent times, there has been much discussion of the shortcomings of US education. Americans’ poor knowledge of geography is one of the areas often criticized.

A. Whitney Brown, in his commentary about the war, had this to say on Saturday Night Live (Feb. 9, 1991):

”But you have to admit, our bombs are incredibly smart. In fact, our bombs are better-educated than the average high-school graduate. I mean, at least they can find Kuwait.”

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Joke #23725 posted in the category: Iraq jokes.

In the 15 March 91 Wall Street Journal:
Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world.
Now, it’s the second largest army in Iraq.

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Joke #23726 posted in the category: Iraq jokes.

”My dad went to Kuwait and all he brought me was this lousy gold bathtub faucet.”

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Joke #23727 posted in the category: Iraq jokes.

The Democratic National Committee is requesting humanitarian aid from the U. N. , claiming that it suffered ”catastrophic damage” from the Gulf War.
- From ”The State Critic,” 27 March 1991.

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Joke #23728 posted in the category: Iraq jokes.

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