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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.

”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours,” Clem recalled.

”That sounds wonderful,” said Jed.

”Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us.”

”Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?”

”Baaaaa...”

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Joke #6303 posted in the category: Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

You might be a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are ”Gentlemen Start Your Engines.”

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Joke #21963 posted in the category: Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

Heres Some Good Nascar Redneck Jokes.....

you Might Be A Nascar Redneck If......

you Think The Last Four Words Of The National Anthem Are ”gentleman

start Your Engines!” ....

you Think Heaven Looks A Lot Like Daytona Beach, Florida....

you’ve Ever Written Richard Petty’s Name On A Presidential Ballot....

you’re Not Actually Able To Read The Richard Petty Story, But You Sure

do Like To Look At The Pictures....

you Have The Word Nascar In Your Wedding Vows....

you Go To A Stock Car Race And Don’t Need A Program....

you Have A Lifesize Cutout Of Dale Earnhardt In Your Living Room....

you Know Who Is Actually Leading The Winston Cup Series....

your Favorite Nascar Souvenir Was A Direct Result Of A Crash In Turn

three....

you Spell Out Nascar In Christmas Lights....

you Can Remember The Entire Nascar Series Schedule But Can’t Remember

your Wifes Birthday, Kids Birthday, Or Anniversary....

you Can Remember Every Nascar Driver And Their Car Number But Can’t

remember How Old Your Children Are....

you Think The Most Effective Form Of Advertising Is On The Side Of A Car

going 200 Mph..... round And Round And Round....

the Word ”bank” Makes You Think Of Turn Three At Daytona....

your Wife’s Nickname Is ”lugnut”....

you’ve Spent More Time On The Top Of A Winnebago Than In One....

you Know The ”back Way” To Talledega....

you Can Change A Tire Faster Than You Can Change A Diaper....

you Hit The Wall When Earnhardt Hits The Wall....

you Make Engine Noises While Watching Racing On Tv....

10 - I Would Like To Thank The Devil For My Win Today....

9 - I Lost Because My Pit Crew Is Bunch Of Morons.

8 - I Could Win 10 Races A Year Too, If My Sponsors Weren’t Such A Cheap

bunch Of......

7 - I Wouldn’t Feel Safe, If It Weren’t For That Restrictor Plate.

6 - You Better Put That Down Or Jeff Gordon Will Come Over Here And Kick

your Butt.

5 - My Crew Chief Is An Idiot.

4 - Has Anyone Seen My Jerri-curl?

3 - We Would Have Won, But Jesus Loves Jeff Gordon More.

2 - (at Winner’s Circle) Talk Later, Pee Now!

1 - My Car Sucked Today! We’re Taking A Wrecking Ball To It Asap!

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Joke #26250 posted in the category: Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, ”Please be gentle with me. I’m a virgin.”

The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.

His father comforts him by saying, ”Now, now. It’ll be okay, son. If she wasn’t good enough for her own family, then she isn’t good enough for ours.”

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Joke #30036 posted in the category: Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

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Joke #30037 posted in the category: Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

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